Ian Rowley:

double bass.

As you can see from my photo my right hand is a three digit claw type of affair which is attached very high up my forearm (if you think this is strange you should see my hooves) This fact combined with my very very short, short term memory means that double bass was the ideal instrument for me. I am able to repeat the same two bar phrase for sometimes up to 10 minutes without getting bored.
Big Girls name is Big Girl, sometimes we go for long walks in the country and I play her to an audience of crows, If you don’t believe me ask them. Now, where was I.