As you can see from my photo my right hand is a three digit claw
type of affair which is attached very high up my forearm (if you
think this is strange you should see my hooves) This fact combined
with my very very short, short term memory means that double bass
was the ideal instrument for me. I am able to repeat the same two
bar phrase for sometimes up to 10 minutes without getting bored.
Big Girls name is Big Girl, sometimes we go for long walks in the
country and I play her to an audience of crows, If you don’t
believe me ask them. Now, where was I.